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Lilered, are u in for kidnapping?
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Are you kidding? Sure I like to take naps a lot.
If you can change me quick, give me my plug, I'm ready!!
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why did they take away the weight pile?
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What weight pile?
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Do you think they could take away some of my extra weight?
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lilered, aren't you just growing so fast?

(*sniff, sniff*...soon you will be all grown and using the potty all by yourself...*sniff*...man, *cough, cough* and it can't come soon enough!!!! Will somebody PLEASE change his diaper!!!)
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Does anyone know of a CO (correctional officer) we might be able to bribe to bring in a file for our escape?
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I know a guy in the shop...why didn't I think of it before?
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What can we offer him?
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