Questions only! - Page 462

rameumptom · #**4611** (**permalink**) 10-12-2008, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by lilered

Ram, Haven't you really reached the answer by yourself? Doesn't the evidence speak for itself? Yes I must?

M, do you know you seem to be getting younger every time I see you? And weren't you a woman the last time we worked together?

rameumptom · #**4612** (**permalink**) 10-12-2008, 05:46 PM

Dr T, as 008, weren't you really a double agent for the Chinese, intent on bankrupting the American economy by spending trillions of dollars in our housing industry and then suddenly pulling it out after everyone got themselves dangerously into debt?

And if so, can I borrow lunch money from you?

lilered · #**4613** (**permalink**) 10-12-2008, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by rameumptom

So we're infiltrating Wall Street and Washington DC? Would this clown costume fit in well there?

Who are going to be the Bond girls for this one? Can any of them climb a skyscraper or lie like a Congressman?

Don't you think given the story line that the entire list of Bond Girls will have plenty of beauty and talent to exceed there assignment. After all, is there any limit to the number of evil crooks who reside there? Would the clown costume make a better fit sitting on the throne of authority and power in Washington? Your thoughts please?

lilered · #**4614** (**permalink**) 10-12-2008, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by rameumptom

M, do you know you seem to be getting younger every time I see you? And weren't you a woman the last time we worked together?

Ha. Ha. my friend, haven't you heard of cross-dressing?

siouxz72 · #**4615** (**permalink**) 10-12-2008, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by lilered

Really now, have you ever seen James Bond is initmidated by anything or anyone? However, as the casting director we do have a part for you that will fill your excellent beauty, wit, and charm talents if you will accept? (The role we want you to play is the sexy enforcement killer who works for the Evil and Mysterious Wall Street Housing Group Fannie and Freddie May, who is secretly owned by the Law Firm of Hosum, Good, and Breakum. It is rumored, they are in bed with some high government housing officials who oversee Housing Loans. We have our suspicions that their code names are BarKnee, DooDodd. We think there are others involved in this highly covert operation. Your job should you choose to accept will be to protect these men with you very savings and finally with you pensions and life if necessary.

While keeping yourself physicially fit, morally sound, and your fake eyelashes and long fingernails from getting chipped, mutlilated, or torn.

I'm down. Count me IN! Don't you know the keeping myself physically fit, morally sound and my fake eyelashes and long fingernails from getting chipped, mutilate or torn is my especiality?! Just one of my many talents!

lilered · #**4616** (**permalink**) 10-12-2008, 06:48 PM

The Opening Scene:
Directive To MoneyPenny by the phone : I say, Can You get ahold of that 007 chap? Haven't you heard we seem to be having trouble with our British Banking and Housing Authority lately? We suspect sculdugery in the U.S so we must approach this a low profile mustn't we? Will you make sure you use a closed ciruit whatchama callit, the one with the waggly tail, during your contact? You won/t t forget our afternoon tea will you?