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Aren't there child labor laws against little Ricky being used to sell Vegomatics and helping his Dad hit on the dancers in his club?
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10-22-2008, 08:34 AM
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hmmmm... I can't seem to find the one about helping Dad hit on the dancers in his club, but you see this one here all about No Selling Vegomatics, yeah?
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Ethel, do you think we should tell little Ricky that Lucy isn't his real mom?
And should we tell him that he has lots of other brothers and sisters out there, many of whom are children of those dancers?
And should we tell him that he can't dance or sing, but maybe some day could be a pirate?
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Why would we want to damage him like that?!
Who knew you were so vicious, Fred?!
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How do spell s'perience?
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Ethel, why is it so vicious? Don't you think he needs to grow up and learn to be a man? Why let little Ricky continue on in his imaginary world?
Besides, who would really want Lucy Ricardo as a Mom, anyway? Wouldn't she scare your friends away?
And isn't it time to help him realize that his Dad needs to be spayed or neutered to keep down the animal population?
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Aren't you all happy for me cause I am now employed at my Dads club? Do any of you smoke cause I am the new cigarette salesman? "Call For Phillip Morris", Get Your Cuba Cigars from the kid!
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10-23-2008, 06:24 PM
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Little Ricky! What are you doing with those Cigars??
RICKY RICARDO! What have you been doing while I was out hat shopping with Ethyl?
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Originally Posted by rameumptom
Ethel, why is it so vicious? Don't you think he needs to grow up and learn to be a man? Why let little Ricky continue on in his imaginary world?
Besides, who would really want Lucy Ricardo as a Mom, anyway? Wouldn't she scare your friends away?
And isn't it time to help him realize that his Dad needs to be spayed or neutered to keep down the animal population?
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Do you really want to know the names of the guys I wish were neutered? 
Don't you hate bad dating memories??
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Mommy, did you have me circumsized or neutered?
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