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Old 06-27-2008, 12:28 AM
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(HAHAHAHA Great one Skalen!)

Are really turning red in a time like this? (to the person next to me)
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Are you blushing or is your life jacket too tight?
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Old 06-27-2008, 01:19 AM
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Wouldn't you think that anyone selling children to the circus was Recreation Staff?
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