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Old 11-13-2008, 05:29 PM
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Is Miss 1/2 wanting to rearrange the deck chairs????

Are we back on the Titanic? :O
Would that mean that we've come full circle?
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It's not the deck of cards?
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If it's a deck of cards, then should I try to suppress this sneeze I feel coming on?
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Old 11-14-2008, 12:13 AM
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Would somebody please give me an answer so I can sneeze finally? Don't you know that I've been holding this in for the last 6 hours?!?!?!?!?
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heck no, Wing! don't you know to never suppress a sneeze?? You could blow your brains out your ears or something! Sneeze away! Should we clear some space?
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Old 11-14-2008, 09:48 AM
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Can someone take me to the hospital please? Now that I've suppressed my sneeze all night long waiting for an answer, don't' you think I might explode?
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Does anyone know if there is a restroom in this thread ??

Do you know what 5 cups of coffee does to a Catholic guy ??

Can someone PLEASE tell Ceeboo where the porcelain might be, NOW ??
Do you think it's about time for you to learn about the Word of Wisdom? Had you listened to us about it, you wouldn't be walking around knobby kneed....
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Is there a doctor on this ship for Wingnut? Dr T?

Oh, well, like I said: Is there a doctor on this ship for Wingnut?
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Where is everyone? Are you letting this thread die finally? Or did you get sea sick and are hanging your heads over the edge?

Anyone want a slice of pizza with anchovies, fried onion, and mushrooms?
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How can you eat a pizza when the ship is on the rocks? What can we do to get it off the rocks? Do you think we make it to pizza by spring? Where is that Doctor now! Should not the doctor be around when everyone is seasic? Why do people get seasic anyway?
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