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11-15-2008, 08:48 AM
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How can I eat? Would you believe I'm hungry and always eat pizza for breakfast?
Do you want me to die on an empty stomach? Or would you prefer I was tossing my cookies like everyone else? How is Dr T going to help the others, when he's green and hanging over the side?
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11-15-2008, 09:56 PM
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Can someone tell me how eating "green eggs and ham" didn't kill whoever it was to whom Sam feed them?
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11-15-2008, 10:37 PM
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Can I sneeze yet, Doc?
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11-15-2008, 11:34 PM
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How did u hold it SO long Wingnut? (Yes, sneeze already-k?)
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11-15-2008, 11:37 PM
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Don't you know that I'm just that good?
ACHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Whew! Thanks, Doc!
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11-16-2008, 05:07 AM
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Wingnut, would you like a tissue?
And would you like a mop and bucket to clean up the mess of that giant sneeze?
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11-16-2008, 11:29 AM
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What is this green stuff that sticks to my shoes? Did you go to sleep without cleaning the mess??? Maybe I should take some noni?
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11-16-2008, 04:36 PM
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Wingnut, would you like a tissue?
And would you like a mop and bucket to clean up the mess of that giant sneeze?
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Could I please?
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11-16-2008, 04:40 PM
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Wow! Was that a sneeze or a prelude to a hurricane?
Am I the only one that thinks Wingnut needs to do a better job of chewing his food?
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11-16-2008, 08:12 PM
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Is Wingnut offended that LilR called her a "he"?
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