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Old 11-18-2008, 06:59 PM
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When I couldn't find my normal perfume this morning, what else was I supposed to wear? Do you expect me to go out without any fragrance on?
(Quizzicial look and deep thought) If I answer No, Wingnut will think I want her to continue wearing WD-40 won't she?
If I answer Yes, Wingnut will think I want her to parade around with her Generic scent, won't she?
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(Ahhah! The answer)- Have you thought about doing as I do, hang a clove of garlic around your neck and spray Listerine under your arms? I think people like it cuz they always comment they have never smelled anything like it?
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Is that a fat joke? Are you saying I'm fat?



I'm not that big...am I?
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what have I missed?
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what have I missed?
Can't you tell I've lost 50 pounds? What do you mean 'what have I missed'?
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Amazing what happens everytime we set out to see, eh?

Has anyone noticed the bilge we have down below? You don't suppose it's what they're planning to make our Turkey Dinner out of?
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are we even getting a turkey dinner this year?
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(hiding her wings and tiptoe-ing out the back door...)
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does that means you're a turkey?
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