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Old 11-19-2008, 04:46 PM
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I've got wings, and I'm obviously the fat one...doesn't that make me a good candidate?
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Old 11-19-2008, 06:23 PM
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How does a stainless steel turkey taste? Or are you a little brassy?
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Old 11-19-2008, 08:06 PM
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Does it matter that I'm iron deficient?
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did you guys know that I couldn't donate blood for that very reason?? And I'm even taking Flintstones with IRON! grrrr!!!
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don't you think the rubbles would miss their friemds if you keep taking them?
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Is that a fat joke? Are you saying I'm fat?



I'm not that big...am I?

Absolutly not, Don't you think your ear lobes are a little small?
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does that means you're a turkey?

Let me take a wild guess here, judging from her picture, could she be a BuTTerball?

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Old 11-20-2008, 07:11 AM
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Does it matter that I'm iron deficient?
Are you worried sick about iron deficiency, especially with a name like "Wingnut"?
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Old 11-20-2008, 07:31 AM
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Oh man,,,,,,I am scared for life with that image.
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Old 11-20-2008, 10:29 AM
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Does that mean I'm not going to be the Thanksgiving turkey?
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