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Old 12-09-2008, 10:15 PM
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Can someone help me get through the doorway? I'm stuck.
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Old 12-09-2008, 10:50 PM
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Need some butter?
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Old 12-09-2008, 11:12 PM
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Mmmmm.....butter. Do you have any bread to put it on?
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Uh, how about a bagel?
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Old 12-09-2008, 11:17 PM
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Can I have cream cheese instead of butter?

But isn't food going to keep me stuck in this doorway? Why would you offer me butter?
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Old 12-09-2008, 11:23 PM
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Oh, u thought I was offering it as something for u to eat? Have u ever heard of "carrot and stick"?
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Old 12-09-2008, 11:42 PM
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Is that what the butter was for?

Wait, are you calling me a donkey?
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Old 12-10-2008, 01:08 AM
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(hahaha, uh no Wingnut really. I'd never call u an, oh on second thought, nm. Goodnight.)
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Is there any lotion in Miss Half's cabinet? There is? Okay, who wants to slather lotion on Wingnut so she can slip through the door?
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Old 12-10-2008, 10:19 AM
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Ummm, MOE?
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