Questions only! - Page 554

MtheK · #**5531** (**permalink**) 12-11-2008, 09:10 AM

Has anyone seen my car-keys?

rameumptom · #**5532** (**permalink**) 12-11-2008, 09:15 AM

Aren't you a little young to be driving at 15?

MoE, will you hurry up and confess already? Can't you see the jury is getting soggy and cold?

And you know that Santa will be unhappy if you don't 'fess up, don't you?

MarginOfError · #**5533** (**permalink**) 12-11-2008, 09:19 AM

Is it possible lilered swallowed your keys? Did we not warn you that he'll eat anything?

How long do you think it will be until they come back out?

rameumptom · #**5534** (**permalink**) 12-11-2008, 09:22 AM

Lilered DOES like playing with car keys, doesn't he?

Would you like them back after he's passed them into his diaper? Perhaps it would just be better to get your car rekeyed?

And MoE, this doesn't get you off the hook, you know?

MarginOfError · #**5535** (**permalink**) 12-11-2008, 09:25 AM

Have I bitten yet?

rameumptom · #**5536** (**permalink**) 12-11-2008, 09:38 AM

Your honor, the persecution, er, prosecution, would like to rest if that is okay?

Good, the jury may now deliberate if you wish, okay?

Good, now the jury can give the guilty verdict, okay?

Good, now are you ready for your sentencing, MoE? Would you believe you are going to get 500 community service hours to perform, cleaning up Miss Halfway's bathroom when we're done with it?

Misshalfway · #**5537** (**permalink**) 12-11-2008, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by MtheK

Has anyone seen my car-keys?

Where did you last put them? On the counter in my bathroom right after you set them down to try on my fake eyelashes??

BTW..... do you drive a nice car? Could it be this one I am driving away in????

Misshalfway · #**5538** (**permalink**) 12-11-2008, 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rameumptom

Are you telling me that these are not your personal emails to the Governor asking him for the Senate seat???

Wait, your honor, can I object to the accusation concerning the Senate seat? Isn't it true MOE, that all you wanted was my padded toilet seat? The one with the lavender flowers and whimsical ivy trim????

BTW MOE, have I told you how good you look in my shower cap?? I am telling you.......... HUBBA HUBBA!

rameumptom · #**5539** (**permalink**) 12-11-2008, 09:47 AM

Miss Half, now that I'm done persecuting MoE, could you swing me by Stake and Shake for lunch? BTW, nice car, did you pay much for it?

MarginOfError · #**5540** (**permalink**) 12-11-2008, 09:48 AM

Is it really so bad that I wanted to defecate, er uh, desecrate that seat?