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12-11-2008, 09:49 AM
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Miss Half, does it really matter about MoE? Aren't you happy that you'll have 500 hours worth of free maid service without having to give up a Senate seat?
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12-11-2008, 09:51 AM
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Anyone know how to hotwire a car?
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12-11-2008, 09:52 AM
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Miss Half, does it really matter about MoE? Aren't you happy that you'll have 500 hours worth of free maid service without having to give up a Senate seat?
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OOOOO! Is that what all those firemen are doing??? And I get them for 500 hours????
Aren't you jealous of me......every last one of you????
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12-11-2008, 09:53 AM
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Is it really so bad that I wanted to defecate, er uh, desecrate that seat?
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OH DUDE!!! Could you at least use the air freshner when you are done???? HOLY SMELL, BATMAN! Could someone light a match?
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12-11-2008, 09:54 AM
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Anyone know how to hotwire a car?
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Car? CAR??? ..... what car? Who says I know ANYTHING about a car?
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12-11-2008, 10:00 AM
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How long has the ship been sinking? Can anyone suggest car insurance for me? Anyone got a cell phone?
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12-11-2008, 10:02 AM
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How long has the ship been sinking? Can anyone suggest car insurance for me? Anyone got a cell phone?
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OH MY STARS!!! How the heck did we end up back on a boat? And a sinking one no less! WHAT IS THIS THREAD? LIKE THE CURSE OF NEVER GETTING OFF A BOAT???
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12-11-2008, 10:08 AM
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Wait, when did we get off the boat? Would it have helped if I didn't skip the last 500 pages? Where are we supposed to be now?
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12-11-2008, 10:10 AM
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Wait, when did we get off the boat? Would it have helped if I didn't skip the last 500 pages? Where are we supposed to be now?
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Honey... look around! Can't you see that we are all crammed in my bathroom with a bunch of firefighters, Moe on trial, and Ceeboo painting his toenails??
Or.......
Maybe you can't see all of us cause you don't see dead people and we are all ghosts attempting to haunt your house and steal your car keys???
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12-11-2008, 10:25 AM
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OH DUDE!!! Could you at least use the air freshner when you are done???? HOLY SMELL, BATMAN! Could someone light a match?
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Are you sure a match would be a good idea in here with all of the methane gas?
On the other hand, did anyone notice that I'm still stuck in the doorway? Do you think a blast is the only thing that's going to get me out? I mean, really...why are you guys all playing Law & Order while I'M STUCK IN THE DOORWAY!?
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