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Old 12-15-2008, 04:15 PM
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Can't we rent the Yellow Submarine?
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Old 12-15-2008, 04:19 PM
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Isn't the reason that Girls can't become Boy Scouts is they can't pass the Man Body Noise Merit Badge that is required at all Campouts?
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Have you ever been to Girl's Camp? Don't you know that women are just ashamed to admit that they produce bodily function noises?
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Old 12-15-2008, 04:29 PM
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Will they let me go to Girl's Camp? They sure wouldn't when I was a teenager, don't you know? Wow! They ought to let them join then, we could make beautiful music by the campfire couldn't we? Have you ever tried to make Hawiian music after consuming beans and pineapple together at a Camp Out?
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Don't you know that women are just ashamed to admit that they produce bodily function noises?
From where do you get such false information?

Do I need to invite you over to my house???

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Should I even ask?
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From where do you get such false information?

Do I need to invite you over to my house???

Are you saying that women don't produce bodily function noises, or that they're not ashamed to admit it?
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oh no! Did u really ask?
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Are you saying that women don't produce bodily function noises, or that they're not ashamed to admit it?

What women are you talking about Wing?
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Do you want to settle this once and for all? If you want to settle it, then between now and morning you must make body noises while writing to this thread. I have my sound on, so I will be the judge along with my Dog named Stinky. Go. Winner will be announced tomorrow evening.

(Note: No trees were damaged to make paper for this communication, howeve a few electrons were rearranged under strict supervision.)
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