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Old 01-13-2009, 11:23 PM
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Bob, do we really want to go there?
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you could be right wingers... where do we want to go then? can we go to Floren?
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Aren't we going to the wedding? How did we get so sidetracked? Are we late? Will you be my date?
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oh right! Of course I'll be your date!! I'm wearing pink. oh, did you want to coordinate?
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Can I tell you a story first? Would you believe me if I told you that I almost went to prom with a guy who thought it would be great if I wore a black dress, because he had a flamingo pink tux that he thought would look great with a black dress? (true story)
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Did the pink tux come with a flamingo, or did he order that separately?

And did you eventually marry the guy? Or is he best man(?) at the wedding today?
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Do you know how thankful I am about my manhood right now????

Should we cry at this wedding FOR the grooms, or because of the grooms?

And how will this play out in the SSM threads that always seem to be going on?
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And did you eventually marry the guy? Or is he best man(?) at the wedding today?
Didn't you notice that I said I almost went to the prom with him? Do you really think I'd marry someone I could even stand to go on a date with?
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Didn't you notice that I said I almost went to the prom with him? Do you really think I'd marry someone I could even stand to go on a date with?
U mean u wouldn't marry someone that you "could stand to go on a date with"? Sorry MoE...
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