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01-22-2009, 10:38 AM
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Didn't u know I'm Bill Clinton, the President of the United States?
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01-22-2009, 02:40 PM
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Aren't you the first black president? How come your skin is whiter than Miss 1/2's?
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01-22-2009, 02:43 PM
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Will someone please tell the voices not to all talk at the same time?
And whose gun am I supposed to clean?
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01-22-2009, 02:50 PM
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Quote:
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Didn't u know I'm Bill Clinton, the President of the United States?
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I might have if your teeth wouldn't have been still in the glass of water by your supper plate?
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01-22-2009, 02:52 PM
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Aren't you the first black president? How come your skin is whiter than Miss 1/2's?
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Have you been using the Michael Jackson whitener kit?
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01-22-2009, 02:54 PM
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Is Elpha qualified to give shock treatments? Isn't that her over in the corner hooking up a battery charger to each of Rams boobs? (I hope she get the red and black cables on the proper one, otherwises she will change his polarity).
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01-22-2009, 03:59 PM
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Ram has boobs?
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01-22-2009, 04:03 PM
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 The dreaded "Man Boobs"? Is that treatable with shock therapy?
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01-22-2009, 04:13 PM
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Aren't u "shocking" enough?
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01-22-2009, 07:27 PM
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am i slow or what?
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