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Old 07-02-2008, 10:26 PM
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could the duck want to go on a cruise???
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Vanilla, is it my turn to hold the duck yet?
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Does the duck have a broken wing?
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Old 07-03-2008, 09:20 AM
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Won't he just run around yelling "AFLACK" at everybody if we don't hold him?
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Aren't you being an ENABLER?
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Old 07-03-2008, 09:25 AM
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How so?

An enabler would be pointing people out for him to yell "AFLACK" at, right?

Instead, aren't I helping the duck to overcome his obsession with yelling "AFLACK" at people by holding him?
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Is Coney Island near Central Park? (Did I even spell it right?)
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Vanilla, would you want a female duck to keep your duck occupied?
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Old 07-03-2008, 09:51 AM
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Couldn't we just put the duck in a pond or puddle somewhere here in the park?
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Seriously folks...it has been 24 hours, can someone please get it off of me?
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