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Old 07-03-2008, 10:53 AM
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Lost in Central Park?
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Old 07-03-2008, 10:59 AM
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Is that him over there feeding the pigeons under the huge DO NOT FEED THE PIGEONS sign?
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Old 07-03-2008, 11:09 AM
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How did Ram get run over, I thought the monkey jumped off of his back and THEN got run over by Officer Flood on his Segway?
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Was this a matter of foul play?
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Or is it just a matter of foul odour...?
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Old 07-03-2008, 11:25 AM
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Are you saying Ram needs to take a bath?
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Old 07-03-2008, 11:28 AM
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Wouldn't you want a bath if you'd had a monkey living on your back??
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Would it help for you to know that my pet monkey was a paraplegic, and so he always pointed to where we should go next?
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Is that why you were always walking in circles?
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