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Old 07-13-2009, 09:25 AM
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Didn't they pick up these seats at a foreclosed lounge? Do you wonder why they call this El Cheapo Airlines?
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Old 07-13-2009, 09:41 AM
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Green Jello!! That's jam right?
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Old 07-13-2009, 09:47 AM
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Kenny, you do realize all of your statements must be converted to questions only? Don't you know this is akin to Jeopardy?

Did you know that if you keep using regular sentences, the Question Fairy will come to your house and pull out all of your teeth? And won't leave a quarter?
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Green Jell-O? Are you really thinking about an in flight snack when three people might be tying to hi-jack this flight?
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Could we use the Green Jello to distract the terrorists, blind them, slip them up, or gum up their weapons?

Or perhaps they would all like to sit down and have a snack with us?
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Has anyone noticed the bearded lady in Seat 78F? Is that a spy camera sticking out of her hair bun or is it the storage place for her glass eye?
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lol...thats the sky marshal.......uh, what airline is this again?
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Can we put the "bad people" in the 86 seats? (They are ejection seats)
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No we'll put those that don't want to home teach next to those that don't want to be home taught that way we'll use the 86 seats wisely. This is a church flight isn't it?
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Kenny, you do realize all of your statements must be converted to questions only? Don't you know this is akin to Jeopardy?

Did you know that if you keep using regular sentences, the Question Fairy will come to your house and pull out all of your teeth? And won't leave a quarter?

Ram...are you being a public service announcement again?
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