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07-14-2009, 08:33 AM
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*Gasp* Rameumptom, are you having a panic attack? Why have you stopped breathing??? Can someone show him how to breathe correctly?? Does anyone have a paper bag??? Quickly???
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07-14-2009, 08:42 AM
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Did I forget to breath again?
Are there any cute stewardesses/flight attendants available to give me mouth to mouth?
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07-14-2009, 08:52 AM
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Can you hurry just a little faster, missy??? Do you know CPR?? How old are you, 18?? You ran for "Miss California" you say??? Can you hear me rampie?
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07-14-2009, 08:58 AM
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Rapper -Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, -Mitt Rom, talking in tongues, is this a plot against the pilot?
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07-14-2009, 10:10 AM
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Mitt_Rom, are you trying to rap "Wipeout" by the Surfaris again? Do I smell Coppertone? Pineapples? Coconuts? Where are we?
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07-14-2009, 11:29 AM
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When the sky marshal got up and confronted the pilot I thought the loss of altitude was nothinging to worry about -is that a Palm tree I see?
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07-14-2009, 12:56 PM
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Are we gonna CRASH?
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07-14-2009, 01:54 PM
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How long has this thread gone without ever actually crashing or sinking?
And do you know how an 18 year old California Miss can revive your breathing?
Now, what am I going to do with my elevated blood pressure????
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07-14-2009, 02:36 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by rameumptom
Did I forget to breath again?
Are there any cute stewardesses/flight attendants available to give me mouth to mouth?
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How about cuzzin Bubba? Didn't you know he won the county hotdog eating contest?
Bubba honey, could you wipe the drool from your chin?
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07-14-2009, 03:18 PM
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Is this the end??
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