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Old 07-30-2009, 03:34 PM
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Hey! Who shot the sheriff?
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Somebody shot the sheriff?

Did anybody shoot the deputy?

I can't find my carrot, did I leave it Lil's diaper?
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TG, do you think you still want it after being in lilered's diaper?
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Did any of you hear that big explosion and somebody scream?
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Wasn't the deputy meeting me later behind the general store?

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Did any of you hear that big explosion and somebody scream?
(Hee hee hee hee) Did the sound come from behind the general store?
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Is Clint in town? (Spagetti Western music playing)
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TG look at all those karots on Miss 1/2's finger.... where did she get that ??????


Is the sherrif ok?
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Misshalfway, is that my carrot that you have?

<sniff, snuffle> Who shot my friend the sheriff?
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Didn't you all see that this is MYclaim?
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