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07-30-2009, 09:51 PM
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Need a band-aid? (How bout if it was real, uh,...cheap?)
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07-30-2009, 11:31 PM
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do you think it was Miss 1/2 who shot the sherriff?????
She was chasing her hubby, do you think she could have put down that heavy fry pan and got a gun?????
Can someone call the dr??????
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07-31-2009, 08:30 AM
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Do I really want Dr T working on me? Where's his practitioner's license? And how many of his former patients survived?
Maybe if I just lay down quietly here in the street, nobody will notice that I'm quickly bleeding out?
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07-31-2009, 09:25 AM
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It's just a flesh wound, clean through-and-through, you'll be fine.
(whispers to crowd).....it was just a BB gun. Do you think that we'd give Miss Halfway access to a real gun in her present state of mind?
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07-31-2009, 10:13 AM
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do you think it was Miss 1/2 who shot the sherriff?????
She was chasing her hubby, do you think she could have put down that heavy fry pan and got a gun?????
Can someone call the dr??????
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Could this be a mystery??
Where is Miss Marple when we need her? Do you suppose she does Westerns??
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07-31-2009, 10:53 AM
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(Hello this is Buck Chinsley-your home town news paper reporter on the scene. There seems to have been some disturbance here)
Pardon me, did anyone see what happened?
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07-31-2009, 11:09 AM
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It's just a flesh wound, clean through-and-through, you'll be fine.
(whispers to crowd).....it was just a BB gun. Do you think that we'd give Miss Halfway access to a real gun in her present state of mind?
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What!?! You're not dead yet??? 
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07-31-2009, 11:10 AM
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Anyone seen lilered?
Ya think he is out learning the out house??
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07-31-2009, 12:05 PM
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Doesn't lilered carry his outhouse with him?
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07-31-2009, 12:52 PM
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Hey, did you know it isn't me that's bleeding?
Who's hamster is this that sneaked into my vest?
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