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Why can't you be my jester? XD

You want your adoptive parent to be your jester? What kind of a family life do you want to have growing up????
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How about I get you a milk chocolate bunny to eat, and we'll get you a golden retriever to fetch your sneakers?
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How about I get you a milk chocolate bunny to eat, and we'll get you a golden retriever to fetch your sneakers?
You think I wear sneakers? Don't you think I would wear cuter shoes then that? You think I want my cute shoes in a dogs mouth?
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As a baby, what kinds of things do you think you had in your mouth?
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Don't you think that if you can put dirt in your mouth, that a dog carrying your slippers is not such a bad thing?
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Don't you think that if you can put dirt in your mouth, that a dog carrying your slippers is not such a bad thing?
Eww. You think I put dirt in my mouth?
Did you know I was such a little princess that even my clothes would be spotless at the end of the day?
What kind of princess eats dirt?
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Eww. You think I put dirt in my mouth?
Did you know I was such a little princess that even my clothes would be spotless at the end of the day?
What kind of princess eats dirt?

Do you eat vegetables? Are they not planted in manure and fertilized dirt? Don't you know that you are what you eat, even if you are always a little princess?
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Do you eat vegetables? Are they not planted in manure and fertilized dirt? Don't you know that you are what you eat, even if you are always a little princess?
Don't you wash your veggies with soap before eating?
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