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09-24-2004, 02:16 PM
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From England's Guardian newspaper:
"The Church of England said yesterday that police counter-terrorism operations were directed disproportionately against Muslims and risked alienating them." In other news, a CoE bishop was recently spotted sitting with a shotgun in a duck blind he'd erected in Trafalgar Square. When questioned why, he answered that hunting where the ducks were risked alienating ducks.
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09-24-2004, 03:48 PM
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Take the so-called standard of living. What do most people mean by "living"? They don't mean living. They mean the latest and closest plural approximation to singular prenatal passivity which science, in its finite but unbounded wisdom, has succeeded in selling their wives. ~e.e. cummings, Introduction, Poems, 1954 It is known that there is an infinite number of worlds, but that not every one is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so if every planet in the Universe has a population of zero then the entire population of the Universe must also be zero, and any people you may actually meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination. ~Douglas Adams, The Original Hitchhiker Radio Script
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09-24-2004, 03:56 PM
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Not wanting to speak for PD, but I think he forgot to add the obligatory smilie for the benefit of those who don't know better.
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09-24-2004, 04:09 PM
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Take the so-called standard of living. What do most people mean by "living"? They don't mean living. They mean the latest and closest plural approximation to singular prenatal passivity which science, in its finite but unbounded wisdom, has succeeded in selling their wives. ~e.e. cummings, Introduction, Poems, 1954 It is known that there is an infinite number of worlds, but that not every one is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so if every planet in the Universe has a population of zero then the entire population of the Universe must also be zero, and any people you may actually meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination. ~Douglas Adams, The Original Hitchhiker Radio Script
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09-24-2004, 04:30 PM
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[/b][/quote]Yeah, you know, like this -------->  or this ------>  or this ----> :P It helps those who don't know that you are joking, especially when it isn't obvious.
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09-24-2004, 05:03 PM
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haha, I gotcha
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Take the so-called standard of living. What do most people mean by "living"? They don't mean living. They mean the latest and closest plural approximation to singular prenatal passivity which science, in its finite but unbounded wisdom, has succeeded in selling their wives. ~e.e. cummings, Introduction, Poems, 1954 It is known that there is an infinite number of worlds, but that not every one is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so if every planet in the Universe has a population of zero then the entire population of the Universe must also be zero, and any people you may actually meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination. ~Douglas Adams, The Original Hitchhiker Radio Script
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09-24-2004, 06:30 PM
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OK, to clarify:
From England's Guardian newspaper:  ( = straight face)"The Church of England said yesterday that police counter-terrorism operations were directed disproportionately against Muslims and risked alienating them." In other news, a CoE bishop was recently spotted sitting with a shotgun in a duck blind he'd erected in Trafalgar Square. When questioned why, he answered that hunting where the ducks were risked alienating ducks.   :P
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09-24-2004, 08:37 PM
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09-24-2004, 10:54 PM
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Well Snow, it seems wierd to them because they're so used to dealing with Catholics.
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