Teenage Mischief

[Truegrits]

The cops showed up, arrested the cow corpse and doused the flames. The next morning, the headlines in the local paper said, "Devil Worshippers Sacrifice Cow". Of course, this was in the 1970s when a lot of cows were being killed out west by devil worshippers or UFOs....

I could tell you more, but then I'd have to go into hiding. Again.

[Honor]

Originally Posted by rameumptom

Let's see:

Put the science teacher's VW bug up on a 3 foot high snow ball.

Drove through the Univ of Montana campus sidewalks at midnight one night in a 1947 pickup truck with a buddy, asking directions to the highway.

During Desert Storm, created a phony set of orders for a buddy who was on leave for a month, and left them on his desk. When he returned, he stood staring at them for the longest time, realizing he was leaving the next morning at Oh-Dark-Thirty from the flight line to an unspecified location in his previous AFSC (job specialty) as a jet refueler.


A friend of mine in Pocatello Idaho told the following: He and his buddies wanted to scare their girlfriends. It was the year the movie "Race with the Devil" came out, where Peter Fonda and other campers witness a human sacrifice and then get chased around by devil worshippers. Well, two of the guys took their girlfriends to the drive in to see the movie. On the long drive back, they had to go over a small bridge near a wooded area. Someone obtained a cow that had died, and they hoisted it up above an unlit bonfire. Several people dressed in black robes awaiting the arrival of the car. The plan was once they hit the bridge, to honk the car, flames would erupt in front and behind the car on the bridge, and the bonfire/cow sacrifice would be lit - scaring the girls. Unfortunately, the car honked prematurely, and the fires were lit while a drunk was driving over the bridge. When he saw the flames, the robed individuals, and the dangling cow corpse, he freaked and hit the gas; crashing about 1/2 mile down the road. Everyone scattered. The cops showed up, arrested the cow corpse and doused the flames. The next morning, the headlines in the local paper said, "Devil Worshippers Sacrifice Cow". Of course, this was in the 1970s when a lot of cows were being killed out west by devil worshippers or UFOs....

I could tell you more, but then I'd have to go into hiding. Again.

You win! I'm not sure if the dead cow goes on my list of ideas, but WOW when you did something, you did it right!

[siouxz72]

yeah....the worst we ever did was TP the boys houses that we liked... now... mightynancy has some stories she could tell!

[hordak]

We made a giant part of the male anatomy out of snow in a buddies yard.We also used to save snow so in the sumer we could do drive bys with snowballs.Unfortunately these are the only tame ones i can put on the board.

[checkerboy]

Ok so what we did was technically illegal and probably pretty dangerous but we were teenagers and after all immortal right?

We would hop the fence at the community swimming pool late at night and run across the pool on top of the tarps that covered it. The objective was to get as far as you could before the tarp engulfed you. And getting out of the tarp was pretty easy, just like quicksand all you had to do was lie on your back and you could roll right off.
We got real daring one night and brought a bike. Imagine trying to ride a bike across the surface of the pool. It was pretty fun. Only once did we have to hide from the cops.

[checkerboy]

Originally Posted by hordak

We made a giant part of the male anatomy out of snow in a buddies yard.We also used to save snow so in the sumer we could do drive bys with snowballs.Unfortunately these are the only tame ones i can put on the board.

You made a giant prostrate???

Or was it an adam's apple??

[siouxz72]

Originally Posted by checkerboy

You made a giant prostrate???

how to you make a giant prostrate? scare him???!!!

[mightynancy]

Originally Posted by siouxz72

yeah....the worst we ever did was TP the boys houses that we liked... now... mightynancy has some stories she could tell!

Who, me? I surely don't know what you're talking about.

[siouxz72]

Originally Posted by mightynancy

Who, me? I surely don't know what you're talking about.

lol! c'mon...tell them why you needed depends when you guys went looking at street signs

[StrawberryFields]

Well this happened in grade school. The girls bathroom was right by the six grades "pod" and it was always hot so the windows were left open even in winter. The boys were making snowballs and throwing them inside through the window. To get them back we dumped the trash bucket out, filled it up with cold water, and dumped it out on the unsuspecting targets!!!! We got them good, but in the end we all did time in the principals office.