Teenage Mischief

[Loudmouth_Mormon]

The teenage scavenger hunt ended up with everybody on Capitol hill with their shopping carts and refrigerators and roadkill. I did not stick a dead cat in a refrigerator and roll it down capitol hill in a stolen shopping cart, but I stood next to the guy who did.

I added a part to the RHPS, and last I heard, people were still doing it.

LM

[funkymonkey]

We lived close to a cherry orchard. Before the cherries completely ripen they make a really funny sound when you throw them at cars (kinda like paintballs). So (naturally) we would throw these cherries at the cars passing by at night, and they'd screech to a hault and then slowly drive off.

But one bigger car stopped and didn't move on...it was a COP...one of those K9 unit guys. Our eyes got really big and we just froze hoping he wouldn't see us. The guy got out, spotted us and then opened the door for the dog. That dog didn't exactly sound like he wanted to make friends. I have never run so fast in my life. We jumped a fence into a horse pasture (that barbed wire did NOT feel good) and got away from the dog...and I guess the cop too.

[funkymonkey]

OK so this one is pretty mean...
Our town was nothing but really old houses and really old door bells. When you'd push the button instead of a "ding-dong" you'd hear a "BUZZ" until you took your finger off the button. So as nice as we were (bored in the summertime), we'd take a little rock and tape it onto the button to the button stayed pushed down...BUZZZZZZZZZZZZ! So these poor folks would have to wake up and have to go outside and take the taped down rock off the doorbell.
Then we'd wait about 1 hour and hit the house again...I'm sure that didn't sit too well with some people.

oh man. talk about glory days...I mean um... yeah
We were known for TPing the girls in the Drill Team. One year my buddy thought it would be cool to hit HIS house...now..we were like all state...we even had a stick to wrap little trees...so after we did our thing, had plenty of tp left..we hit his house..we are merrily wrapping the house...then we see lights..then we see an officer. we started snickering. this is what follows:
Nice Officer: Who is the ring leader?
Us: HE IS! (as we point to the guy that lives in said house and he raises his hand)
Nice Officer: OK I need id's now boys
at this point i am going..i am hosed and in deep deep trouble..no id (only 15) and...my uncle is a cop in the township but oh well.
after nice officer runs our info he comes back
Nice Officer: ok..you guys are clean. This is your First Offense..soo...U are going to ring the door bell and tell them u are sorry and come back tomm to clean this mess up!
US: (meek yet amuzed voices) Yes sir
knock knock knock..
the plot thickens!!!
Bubbas mom( ok not real name here...lol: Bubba..what are you do.....Bubba..what have u done! WHY ARE THE POLICE HERE!!!! Bubba? why is the yard WHITE!?
Bubba: Hi mom...yeah...about that...we got bored and well...we got caught! So..we have to come back tomm to clean up..this nice officer told us to! so..Since he told us to come back tomm we are going cow tipping! Night mom!
Nice officer who is really ticked off and a bit confused at this point: YOU LIVE HERE!!!!
Bubba: Well you did call in the location right? MY address IS on my liscense correct Inspector Friday?
At this point I think we are in big trouble....o contrair!
Nice cop who is really Not Happy!!!!: I do NOT want to see you around here TONIGHT....AT ALL!!!! You GOt it!!!!! STAY AT THIS HOUSE!!!!
Us: yes sir!!! (as we try not to laugh our stupid teenage heads off!!!)

after this my uncle said he never laughed so hard! see..i told him about the inspector friday remark..this guy had Drag Net stuff in his call box for months...and the always sent him for TP Busts...Dispatch would come on with...No..No warrents..no priors.y....then after a long pause...and no..they do not live at said adress!!! needless to say...we avoided this guy at ALL costs!! wonder why? oh yeah..he never made Detective either...go figure!

ok...next..we would go to fountain square in Cincinnati...for mishief. we would dump some soap in the fountain...along with a few ...ok...like 20 alkaseltzers glued together...talk about suds...imagine the young kids poaying by the fountain..all is happy till there is a shout!!! FOUNTAIN MONSTER!!!! like roaches with a light..kids went everywhere...including us...think we wanted to talk to CPD?

trust me...these are the tame ones form my misbegotten youth....

[MorningStar]

These are some great stories. Thanks!

My brother and his friends used to go through McDonald's drive-thru every single day and order 5 ice waters. Then they finally told them to stop. I loved messing with my friends who worked in drive-thrus. One time we all went to Dairy Queen and my friend said, "Do you have hot fudge sundaes?" Our friend at the window said, "Yes, we do." "Yeah, well I don't want one of those. Do you have cheeseburgers?" "Yes, we do." "I don't want one of those either." I think he did that probably about ten times and then we were all laughing.

One time I t.p.ed my own yard. We caught some friends doing it and went out and helped them. We had an exchange student at the time and I couldn't let her miss out on the fun.

[lilered]

A few years back, a retired company manager (very demanding) walked into my office and requested a dozen new company calenders so he could give them to his friends (This was just before Christmas). At the time, I was very busy so I made a note and told him I would have my secretary send them via mail to his home.
Later that afternoon, after he had left, I asked my secretary to get me a dozen calenders so I could comply with his request. She responded with do you want this years or next years? The light bulb went on, so I told her to get me 16 of this years calenders (which were almost obsolete). I then rolled them up in a nice tube formation and put them in a large mailing tube and sent them to him.
Meanwhile, I told the whole office of the prank and we all got a great laugh. (Course you have to realize this guys demanding nature). We couldn't wait to hear the results of my prank.

About two weeks later, he called my office and called me an idiot. Seems as if he in turn had mailed them out to all his friends, relatives, and gave them to his neighbors. They in turn started raising cane with him for sending/giving them year old calenders that were worthless. He was not a happy camper, while I on the other hand was laughing so hard I started crying..

[Hemidakota]

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