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Georgia
How do you know you live in Georgia? When all the directions start with "Go down Peachtree..." and include the phrase "When you see the Waffle House..."
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12-21-2008, 01:56 PM
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Louisiana
What differentiates a zoo in Louisiana from other zoos? The Louisiana zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with a recipe.
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12-21-2008, 01:58 PM
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Maryland
An admiral is standing by a candy machine at the Naval Academy in Annapolis when he stops a plebe walking by. "Sailor, do you have change for a dollar?" "Sure buddy," sayd the plebe, rooting around his pocket. "That's no way to address an officer! Now let's try it again. Do you have change for a dollar?" The plebe snaps to attention and barks, "No, sir!"
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12-21-2008, 01:59 PM
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Michigan
What do you call 40 guys watching the Super Bowl on television? The Detroit Lions
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12-21-2008, 02:02 PM
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Missouri
A man from Kansas City walks into a bar and asks, "Wanna hear a joke about people from St. Louis?" The bartender says, "Listen, pal. I'm from St. Louis, and I won't appreciate it. The man sitting next to you is 265 pounds, and he's from St. Louis too. And the bouncer, that huge guy over there, is also from St. Louis. So do you still want to tell that joke?" "No," says the guy from Kansas City. "Not if I have to explain it three times."
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12-21-2008, 02:03 PM
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New Hampshire
The state motto is "Live Free or Die." which appears on license plates made by prisoners.
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12-21-2008, 02:04 PM
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North Carolina
On his first trip to Boston, The North CArolinian met a girl at a bar and asked her, "Do you go to Harvard?" The girl responded, "Yale." "okay. DO YOU GO TO HARVARD!!"
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12-21-2008, 02:07 PM
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South Dakota
A tough old Badlands rancher once told his grandson that the secret to long life was to sprinkle a little gunpowder on his oatmeal every morming. The grandson did this religiously, and he lived to be 93. When he died, he left 14 children, 28 grandchildren, 35 great-grandchildren .. and a 15 foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.
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12-21-2008, 02:08 PM
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Washington
In Seattle you haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing maching while it's running.
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12-21-2008, 02:10 PM
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Utah
An elderly Mormon visits his doctor and asks if he'll live to be a hundred. "Do you smoke or drink?" asked the doctor. "These things have never and will never touch my lips," says the man. "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, and fool around with women?" "Nope, don't believe in doing any of that, either," "Well then," said the doctor, "what do you want to live to be a hundred for?"
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