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12-30-2008, 02:03 PM
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I think this thread deserves to be in this thread:
Is it tacky to bring your own snacks to the movie theater? 
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12-30-2008, 02:50 PM
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As Long As I Am Here......It Doesn't Matter Where Here Is..... All great change in America begins at the dinner table......Ronald Reagan Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets.....Ronald Reagan
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12-30-2008, 02:51 PM
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Dear Pastor
I liked your sermon where you said that good health is more important than money but I still want a raise in my allowance Eleanor
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As Long As I Am Here......It Doesn't Matter Where Here Is..... All great change in America begins at the dinner table......Ronald Reagan Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets.....Ronald Reagan
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12-30-2008, 02:52 PM
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Dear Bishop
Are there any devils on earth?? I think there may be one in my class. Carla
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As Long As I Am Here......It Doesn't Matter Where Here Is..... All great change in America begins at the dinner table......Ronald Reagan Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets.....Ronald Reagan
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12-30-2008, 02:53 PM
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Dear Pastor
I liked your sermon on Sunday. Especially when it was finished Ralph
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As Long As I Am Here......It Doesn't Matter Where Here Is..... All great change in America begins at the dinner table......Ronald Reagan Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets.....Ronald Reagan Last edited by Palerider; 12-31-2008 at 11:24 PM.
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12-30-2008, 02:54 PM
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Dear Bishop
How does Heavenly Father know the good people from the bad people??? Do you tell Him or does He read about it in the newspapers?? Marie
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As Long As I Am Here......It Doesn't Matter Where Here Is..... All great change in America begins at the dinner table......Ronald Reagan Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets.....Ronald Reagan
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12-31-2008, 01:09 AM
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Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your money," he demanded.
Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this - I'm a United States Congressman!" "In that case," replied the mugger, "give me MY money."
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12-31-2008, 01:14 AM
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Yesterday I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the trunk.
I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so life like you wouldn't believe! They are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to the approaching drivers. But to my surprise, cars start slowing down looking at my life like men. And of course, traffic starts backing up. Every body is tooting their horns and waving like crazy. It wasn' t long before a state trooper pulls up behind me. He gets out of his car and starts walking towards me. I could tell he was not a happy camper! “What' s going on here"? "My car has a flat tire, " I said calmly. "Well, what the heck are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road”? I couldn't believe that he didn' t know. So I told him..................."Helloooooo, those are my emergency flashers!"
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12-31-2008, 08:44 AM
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Two home Teachers went out one sunday to visit their families. At one home, it was obvious that someone was there, but nobody came to the door even thought they knocked several times. Finally, the senior companion took out a piece of paper and wrote the member's name on the card with the words, "Revelation 3:20" below it, and stuck the paper in the crack in the door.
(Revelation 3 :20- Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears my voice and opens the door, I will come in and dine with him, and he with me). The next day, on sunday, the piece of paper was returned to the home teacher. Below the home teacher's message was the notation "genesis 3:10" (Genesis 3:10- I heard your voice in the garden, and I was afraid because I was naked; and I hid myself).
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As Long As I Am Here......It Doesn't Matter Where Here Is..... All great change in America begins at the dinner table......Ronald Reagan Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets.....Ronald Reagan
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12-31-2008, 08:47 AM
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A little girl became restless as the Pastor's sermon dragged on and on. Finally, she leaned over to her mother and whispered, Mommy, if we give him the money now, will he let us go?
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As Long As I Am Here......It Doesn't Matter Where Here Is..... All great change in America begins at the dinner table......Ronald Reagan Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets.....Ronald Reagan
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The_Doctor (12-31-2008), Truegrits (12-31-2008) | ||
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