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01-07-2009, 09:49 PM
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You've probably seen this before but worth a second read....
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes. If this made you smile for even a brief second, please “rise” to the occasions and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone else who “kneads” it
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01-08-2009, 04:47 AM
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Want to laugh? Check out the cats at icanhascheezburger...Lolcats ‘n’ Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger?
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01-08-2009, 11:43 AM
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That Pillsbury Dough Boy made me think of Johnny Carson. I could hear him delivering that word for word... knew where he paused, and heard the audience laugh with it. Johnny Carson was the best.
Sister of Jared
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01-08-2009, 04:53 PM
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The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.
"Yes," he said. "I do. My father taught me." "Good. What comes after three?" "Four," answers little Johnny. "What comes after six?" "Seven." "Very good," says the teacher. "Your dad did a good job. What comes after ten?" Little Johnny smiles and says, "A Jack."
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01-08-2009, 07:37 PM
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Susie's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months. Things looked grim, but she was by his bedside every single day. One day as he slipped back into consciousness, he motioned for her to come close to him. She pulled the chair close to the bed and leaned her ear close to be able to hear him.
"You know" he whispered, his eyes filling with tears, "you have been with me through all the bad times. When I got fired, you stuck right beside me. When my business went under, there you were. When we lost the house, you were there. When I got shot, you stuck with me. When my health started failing, you were still by my side." "And you know what?" he said. "What, dear?" she asked gently, smiling to herself. "I think you're bad luck."
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01-09-2009, 11:19 AM
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Some old but still fun riddles....
Why can’t cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny. What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The winner of a hide and seek game. Why didn’t the sesame seed leave Las Vegas? He was on a roll. What did the Chicken say when she saw a plate of scrambled eggs? Oh, my mixed up kids.
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01-09-2009, 06:54 PM
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LOL!!!  my bad?
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01-09-2009, 07:37 PM
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During a magazine and newspaper subscription drive, our son Philip, a paperboy, learned about good salesmanship.
His supervisor had instructed the kids to maintain a positive attitude, even when turned down. One potential customer told Philip, "I've got papers and magazines strewn all over the place -- I don't need any more." Philip's reply? "Well, how about a subscription to Good Housekeeping?"
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01-09-2009, 07:41 PM
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A gentleman entered a busy florist shop that displayed a large sign that read, "Say It With Flowers."
"Wrap up one rose," he told the florist. "Only one?" the florist asked. "Just one," the customer replied. "I'm a man of few words."
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01-09-2009, 07:44 PM
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True Grits "If you have integrity, nothing else matters. If you don't have integrity, nothing else matters." (~Alan Simpson~) "If you have men who will exclude any of God's creatures from the shelter of compassion and pity, you will have men who will deal likewise with their fellow men." (~St. Francis of Assisi~)
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