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When is a school paper not a school paper?

When it's turned into the teacher.
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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

Robin, get in the car.
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What's long, yellow and fruity?

An apple in disguise.
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Ok, I LIKED that joke Orrin. Thank u for that one
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Hahaha, and apple in disguise!
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Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.
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What is a snakes favorite subject????

sssscience
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and of course Hissstory
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The portrait fell down from the wall,
And struck the young man's head.
"A striking likeness!" was just about all,
The rueful punster said.
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Why don't you take a shower with a pokemon???

He might peekatchoo ok I know I spelt pikacho??? wrong but you get it hopefully
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