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Old 12-05-2008, 10:21 AM
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I heard this was a rockin thread so I thought I might jump in.

Dear Santa,

I would like inner peace and to know all is right with the world. Just the other day on a local radio station there was a call-in contest where you got a prize if you were the first to name all of your reindeers. The call that disturbed me most was the second or third caller to get it wrong. The woman said it went like this... dasher, dancer, prancer, vixon, comet, cupid, obama, blitzen...
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One more thing....can you help Missouri beat Oklahoma this weekend....like really bad.....
Hey, I'm a Mormon, so I naturally want Oklahoma to beat Missouri. I'm looking forward to the anilliation of barking dogs in Missouri and elsewhere.
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Hey, I'm a Mormon, so I naturally want Oklahoma to beat Missouri. I'm looking forward to the anilliation of barking dogs in Missouri and elsewhere.
thanks for your support......
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I heard this was a rockin thread so I thought I might jump in.

Dear Santa,

I would like inner peace and to know all is right with the world. Just the other day on a local radio station there was a call-in contest where you got a prize if you were the first to name all of your reindeers. The call that disturbed me most was the second or third caller to get it wrong. The woman said it went like this... dasher, dancer, prancer, vixon, comet, cupid, obama, blitzen...
don't you forget this is a rockin thread......
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what can I say.. *as siouxz twirls her hair and winks at pammy* I am quite awesome and then some, you know! And don't you think I'm a good mommy?! And if you think me and Dr T have something goin'.. just wait til you see what's up with me and SF! hubba hubba!!! she called me succulent
Well YOU ARE!!!!

But in all fairness, she said "I was so HOT I make ice melt"
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Well YOU ARE!!!!

But in all fairness, she said "I was so HOT I make ice melt"
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look its a bump.....
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Dear Santa, I need a new tranny for my lil beast.
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Hey Santa....one more thing....can you make sure that Bama rolls all over Florida on saturday to.....I am kinda sick of florida and Urban Meyer or whatever his name is....
I choked on my juice when I read this...um, you REALLY thought Santa would grant this wish?????


Santa vacations in Florida during his off-season...so he backs all his Florida teams first!!!! LOL LOL


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1. To make all my bills disappear


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Oh my stars!!! I can do that!! It is that famous now ya see it now ya don't trick. The dollar bills go into my wallet......and before I know it they are gone! POOF! I just say "hello pretty money.....goodbye pretty money!" and bite on the edge of the remaining penny.
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