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06-24-2009, 12:16 PM
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Corrupt a Wish Game
Okay, for you D&D geeks you'll know how this works.
Basically the object is to corrupt the wish of the person ahead of you by playing the part of a genie with a lawyeristic and sadistic streak.
For example:
Wisher: I wish I could breath underwater.
Genie: *Poof* You are now a fish... probably should have asked that in a body of water and not in a desert.
So, I'll start:
I wish I was the most handsome man alive.
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06-24-2009, 12:17 PM
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Granted, but you have really terrible body odor.
I wish that my laundry was asexual, because then it would do itself.
(I forgot that we'd had this game awhile back...glad to see it started up again, too! It was fun!)
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06-24-2009, 12:22 PM
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Granted...They'll breed like rabbits.
I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.
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06-24-2009, 12:36 PM
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Granted...They'll breed like rabbits.
I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.
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granted, but now it's crying keeps you up at night
I wish kids could change their own diapers
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06-24-2009, 12:37 PM
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Granted...They'll breed like rabbits.
I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.
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but it only does a half job, and wastes the rest of the day posting depressing poetry on livejournal.com.
Edit: go with Hordak's wish, his is funnier than mine was.
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06-24-2009, 12:39 PM
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but it only does a half job, and wastes the rest of the day posting depressing poetry on livejournal.com.
Edit: go with Hordak's wish, his is funnier.
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here is some sod.
For your world piece
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06-24-2009, 12:51 PM
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I wish kids could change their own diapers[/QUOTE]
GRANTED! Too bad they don't know how to wash their hands.
I want to be the world's best violinist.
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06-24-2009, 01:02 PM
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I want to be the world's best violinist.
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Granted, everyone else in the world now plays worse than you.
I wish I didn't have to pay taxes.
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06-24-2009, 01:05 PM
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Granted, but now you don't earn anything either.
I wish to not be stressed out all next week while visiting my mom.
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06-24-2009, 01:05 PM
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Granted, everyone else in the world now plays worse than you.
I wish I didn't have to pay taxes.
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Granted. Neither does anyone else.
I wish I could fly!
EDIT: Wingnut beat me
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