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10-30-2009, 03:05 PM
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If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
- Scott Adams When angry, count ten before you speak; if very angry, a hundred. - Thomas Jefferson When angry, count four; when very angry, swear. - Mark Twain A bore is a fellow who opens his mouth and puts his feats in it. - Henry Ford IT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAY, IT'S HOW YOU SAY IT: - "You look like the first day of Spring" vs "You look like the last day of a long hard winter" - "When I look at you, the wheels of time stand still" vs "Your face could stop a clock" When one door closes, another opens: but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us. - Alexander Graham Bell The only people who like change are wet babies. You don’t hit a man on the head when you’ve got your fingers between his teeth. - Kofi Annan, Secretary-General of the United Nations, quoting an African proverb Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything. - Billy Graham
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10-30-2009, 03:32 PM
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- Anonymous It's not what you're asking, it's what you plan to do with the answer.
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If I were rich, I'd have the time that I lack, to sit in the synagogue and pray. And maybe have a seat by the Eastern wall. And I'd discuss the holy books with the learned men, several hours every day. That would be the sweetest thing of all. Ohhh.... If I were a rich man...
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10-30-2009, 04:39 PM
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We can't change the country. Let us change the subject. Stephen Dedalus, Ulysses
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10-30-2009, 06:22 PM
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 Looking back on things, the view always improves. Impollutable Pogo (1970) I'll tell you, son, the minority got us out-numbered! ~ Congersman Frog (Walt Kelly's Pogoism's)
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10-30-2009, 07:42 PM
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Did you know the hot air balloon was invented in France, rather than the broadcast studio of Fox Media?
True fact... 
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10-31-2009, 06:32 AM
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10-31-2009, 09:11 PM
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Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.
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11-01-2009, 01:28 AM
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Nasty- bleh- petewie  Why do drive through ATM's have Braille instructions? 
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11-01-2009, 01:01 AM
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Jesus said, "The first in importance is, love the Lord God.' And here is the second: 'Love others as well as you love yourself.' There is no other commandment that ranks with these." Cry Heaven and let loose the Penguins of Peace
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