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Funny things that happen in church
As the sacrament was being blessed my cell phone went off. My ring tone is "The Tarzan Yell" I know that is suppose to be the most serious time at church but we couldn't help it.Everyone was stifling a giggle. Note to everyone:Turn cell phone off when going to church.
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08-29-2010, 02:27 PM
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How embarrassing but funny.
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08-29-2010, 03:38 PM
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New move-in in ward, today gives her first Sacrament meeting talk. Begins it by singing a song for three or four minutes right there at the pulpit. She actually wasn't half bad, but . . . it was kind of awkward.
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08-29-2010, 03:49 PM
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Good thing she wasn't half bad or it would have been even more awkward.
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08-29-2010, 03:58 PM
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Neither was Tarzan.
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08-29-2010, 04:39 PM
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Special Stake Meeting to hear the Prophet (Gordon B. Hinckley). An hour before the meeting started, the chapel was packed. A very serious and stern 1st counselor in the Stake Presidency approaches the microphone and tells the people how important that meeting will be and how reverent we are supposed to be....and then he said: "PLEASE, let's show some respect by turning off our cell phones. How embarrassing it would be if our phones start ringing". As soon as he finished saying that his cell phone started ringing VERY LOUD with a Michael Jackson ringtone!
The whole chapel laughed hysterically, including him! It took a long time to get everyone calm again.
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08-29-2010, 05:15 PM
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I'm not lds, but my funny story is when I brought my grandma to church. She's 90, legally blind and uses a walker. I played the piano so I wasn't sitting with her during the service. She accidently put her envelope with her rent money into the offering plate, instead of the envelope she had prepared with $5. The deacons were a several pews past her when she realized her mistake. She panicked and started chasing them down with her walker yelling, "hey, I want my money back!". They figured it out quickly and everyone was laughing hysterically, including Grandma.
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08-29-2010, 06:30 PM
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