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Pay me more!
It's the time to do our mid year reviews. I was discussing this with a cow-orker through IM today and came up with some movie quotes that I thought would be beneficial to my managers.
Here is an excerpt from my IM to my cow-orker:
beefche: I'm stuck on how many different ways I can say, "I am awesome, pay me more."
cow-orker: pay me more, because I am awesome
beefche: yoda version: awesome I am, more pay me.
Gandalf: Thou Shalt Pay Me More!
Legolas: Eif lineal eldinvald aurter! (that looks Elvish, right?).
Keanu: Whoa! (that means pay me more)
Who else and how would they say this?
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I say that we need to teach our people to find their answers in the scriptures...But the unfortunate thing is that so many of us are not reading the scriptures. We do not know what is in them, and therefore we speculate about things that we ought to have found in the scriptures themselves. I think that therein is one of our biggest dangers of today."
--President Harold B. Lee, December, 1972
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06-08-2012, 01:46 PM
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I'm impressed that Gandalf, Legolas and Keanu are all coworkers of yours. Why did you never tell me this? It puts a whole new spin on that Legolas poster you had in your cubical.
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06-08-2012, 01:51 PM
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Some others:
Bella: Edward is awesome, pay me more.
Edward: Bella smells sooo goood, pay me more.
Robin: Holy Aweseomeness, Batman! Pay me more!
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I say that we need to teach our people to find their answers in the scriptures...But the unfortunate thing is that so many of us are not reading the scriptures. We do not know what is in them, and therefore we speculate about things that we ought to have found in the scriptures themselves. I think that therein is one of our biggest dangers of today."
--President Harold B. Lee, December, 1972
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06-08-2012, 01:52 PM
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Demi Moore: I am Moore, pay me awesome.
Jon Huntsman: I'm Mormon, I pay awesome.
Kim Jong Un: I grant unto you your life. Nah, just kidding. <BANG>
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06-08-2012, 01:53 PM
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Shouldn't that be?
Edward: Bella smells soo goood, pay me more. *twinkle*
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Morpheus: What if I told you that you don't pay me enough?
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06-08-2012, 02:01 PM
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Stripling Warrior: My mother is awesome, pay me more.
Samson: My hair is awesome, pay me more.
Ammon: I am awesome, that is, God has made me awesome, pay me more.
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I say that we need to teach our people to find their answers in the scriptures...But the unfortunate thing is that so many of us are not reading the scriptures. We do not know what is in them, and therefore we speculate about things that we ought to have found in the scriptures themselves. I think that therein is one of our biggest dangers of today."
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06-08-2012, 02:02 PM
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Westley: You want to pay me more? As you wish.
Buttercup: You mock my value!
Vezzini: Give me more money now, I mean it!
Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?
Inigo: Lemme 'splain. No, there is too much. Lemme sum up. I deserve a raise.
The priest: Waises. Waises are what bwing us togevuh, today.
Miracle Max: Whooo hooo hooo, look who knows so much! It just so happens that I am only MOSTLY adequately compensated.
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06-08-2012, 02:12 PM
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HAL: Pay me more Dave.
Bush: Read my lips, pay me more.
Shakespeare: To pay or not to pay, that is the question.
Maximus: At my signal, pay me more!
Rod Tidwell: Show me the money!
Detective James Carter: Do you understand the words that are comin' out of my mouth? Pay me more!
Harry Callahan: Go ahead, raise my pay.
Crocodile Dundee: That's not a pay raise. That's a pay raise!
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06-08-2012, 03:09 PM
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The Callahan line was the best.
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