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Last week, Leon from Australia was trying to sell an Israeli product to me, a Utah boy in California. The product would need to be evaluated by a Middle Eastern doctor I work with.

On Saturday, I, a Utah boy in California bought a Japanese car from a Cambodian sales rep and a Honduran credit manager and I switched insurance companies and my new agent is Lebonese.

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...and I switched insurance companies and my new agent is Lebonese.

Lebanese? As in someone from Lebanon or the other kind? Just kidding!!!

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As you know, correct word usage and proper spelling and I are not on a first name basis. Should I have said Lebanonese?
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As you know, correct word usage and proper spelling and I are not on a first name basis. Should I have said Lebanonese?
Snow - you'll have to forgive me, I was trying to be clever in a "wink, wink, nudge, nudge" kind of way. It's a terrible joke and it's all my husband's fault.

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I don't get it...
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Lebonese, or lesbian?

(did I get it?)
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Snow - you'll have to forgive me, I was trying to be clever in a "wink, wink, nudge, nudge" kind of way. It's a terrible joke and it's all my husband's fault.

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Lebonese, or lesbian?

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Oh....man...I am dense.

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Originally posted by Peace+Mar 23 2004, 02:01 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peace @ Mar 23 2004, 02:01 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Behunin@Mar 22 2004, 11:32 PM
Lebonese, or lesbian?

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Oh....man...I am dense.

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Yes, thank you Behunin!

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