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Old 02-02-2008, 02:54 AM
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It was the warmest summer on record 2007 in SLC. BTW, did everybody know the glaciers are all melting?
Oh no, maybe that's why SLC gets eaten by zombies in Resident Evil 3. By the way, can you do baptism for the dead if a dead relative is still roaming the streets and eating people's brains? And would a zombie have to repent for doing this? Al Gore where are you when we really need you????Are you flying in your private jet to vacation in the tropics or going for a Sunday drive in your SUV?

Oh, and not to sound like I am being critical of the eco-religion but when the Vikings arrived in Greenland a thousand years ago didn't they find a nice, fertile and warm place to settle? Then it got cold and wiped out their colonies within two centuries? Could it be we have natural weather cycles that aren't affected by man all that much?
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Just so everyone who doesn't play video games or watch the movies knows, the only way to get a sure kill on a zombie is to shoot them in the head. Apparently, hits to the body only serve to slow them down a little. Shotguns are the most effective at this, but it is possible to do it with handguns as well. Some versions have to be completely decapitated. Playing the original Timesplitters (not Timesplitters2) video game will help hone your skills to survive when dealing with zombies.

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LOL Fiannan!! This has to be one of your best threads yet!!
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Who cares about a punch of drowning polar bears, they suck anyways. Same with penguins, who cares. March of the Penguins was the worst movie ever, screw penguins.
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Zombie survival quiz:

Quiz - Would You Survive the Zombie Apocalypse? - Quizilla Quizzes

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Who cares about a punch of drowning polar bears, they suck anyways. Same with penguins, who cares. March of the Penguins was the worst movie ever, screw penguins.
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I agree Moksha!!!

I love penguins and polar bears!! Leave them alone Stud!
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because Al Gore said so........
And he's brilliant of course. (I think I figured out how the quote thing works...)
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It was the warmest summer on record 2007 in SLC. BTW, did everybody know the glaciers are all melting?
...and the sky is falling too!

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It is really interesting how the masses will fear the doom of global warming, but reject the notion that Washington is full of corruption. It's not the sky that is falling, its the value of our dollar and the morality of our nation.

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