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Old 09-10-2007, 07:53 AM
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noone has said what UMW stands for! It driving me nuts![/b]

Let's just make our own definitions up!

UMW stands for

Unique
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Old 09-10-2007, 10:14 AM
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noone has said what UMW stands for! It driving me nuts![/b]

The plan seems to be working beautifully. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hi! I'm simply_D and I'm happy to be here! I hope this forum becomes a wonderful spot on the world wide web where people can find peace and answers......real life answers from those of us who live the life.

Howdi to all our friends from the MA&DB. Double y'er pleasure! MA&DB and now LDS forums! WOOHOO!

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UMW is a heretical apostatized organization that is corrupting the true gospel of the SSCE.


Heretics and heathens be they.
For they try to make others sway.
With their knowledge and beauty
And charm that’s a plenty
Dirty Harry’s trying to make their day.
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UMW is a heretical apostatized organization that is corrupting the true gospel of the SSCE.
Heretics and heathens be they.
For they try to make others sway.
With their knowledge and beauty
And charm that’s a plenty
Dirty Harry’s trying to make their day.
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Tread lightly, Doctor Stuess.

Even the moderators have only so much ability to physically protect you from the wrath you are incurring.

It is possible that even we have been corrupted by the evil that are UMW's.

Also, this board intended for amicable discussion.

We don't want your petty sectarian strife to expose the entire Mormon conspiracy!


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Tread lightly, Doctor Stuess.

Even the moderators have only so much ability to physically protect you from the wrath you are incurring.

It is possible that even we have been corrupted by the evil that are UMW's.

Also, this board intended for amicable discussion.

We don't want your petty sectarian strife to expose the entire Mormon conspiracy!
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Petty? PETTY!?!?!

How dare you!?!

It might be paltry. I'll even grant that it is incosequential... but petty?

Wait... yeah, you're right. Sorry.

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Petty? PETTY!?!?!

How dare you!?!

It might be paltry. I'll even grant that it is incosequential... but petty?

Wait... yeah, you're right. Sorry.

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Taking Secarian Strife to New Petty Levels[/b]

hey! all ya'll back off the good doctor! at least HE is answering our question. HE must really care about those of us that were living in the dark. we are now enlightened. Thank you very much Dr. S.! where's that kissy face?! you deserve one! or a high five..whatever
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