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08-25-2009, 08:51 AM
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08-25-2009, 08:54 AM
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NOTE: I AM KIDDING. showering with one hand is not an lds belief or teaching. i'm joking about someone that has taken our doctrines and twisted it to try to make us look crazy and actually teaches that we shower with one hand. i guess some ppl will believe anything.
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08-25-2009, 08:56 AM
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08-25-2009, 08:57 AM
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That's too funny Gwen. Good one.
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08-25-2009, 09:57 AM
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Wow--haven't heard that one. Must be those Polynesians that flock to the church offset any fear us regular Mormons would have.
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08-25-2009, 01:11 PM
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beast rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy. Bro. Rudick
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08-25-2009, 01:53 PM
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The most memorable variation: Missionaries are not allowed on beaches because Satan will take control of their minds and make them drown themselves. LM (played with an Ouija board once...  )
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If I were rich, I'd have the time that I lack, to sit in the synagogue and pray. And maybe have a seat by the Eastern wall. And I'd discuss the holy books with the learned men, several hours every day. That would be the sweetest thing of all. Ohhh.... If I were a rich man...
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08-25-2009, 01:57 PM
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Maybe it gained steam (forgive the pun) when the Titanic sank in 1912, and everyone said, "See I told you so."
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08-25-2009, 03:29 PM
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Yeah! No mormons drowned on the Titanic, now were they!
I like that one.
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08-25-2009, 04:02 PM
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This water demon business really does have a fairy tale quality to it. Perhaps it needs a formal name such as Jaws***. If it has indeed become ingrained in Mormon thought, I hope it is not too deep. In any case, I will no let it interfere with lap swimming.
*** In the meantime I will hum The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. 
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