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Old 09-29-2009, 10:03 AM
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Not being a Mormon...What about this one??

You might be a Mormon, if you wonder what God's mother-in-laws name is!
thats just wrong but still
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I felt very Mormon the other day when I went grocery shopping and bought two gallons of milk. When I got home I thought, 'why did I only buy two gallons!?! This won't even last three days!'
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lot of kids?
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Either that or Alana is actually a spinster with a treasure horde of wild kitty cats.
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Truthfully, I only have two kids. But my house has become the neighborhood hang out spot for a lot more, and I watch two little boys during the week. It's not that unusual to have 10 kids here. I like to attribute the wonderful spirit in my house to the reason they are all here.... but I know it's the food, toys and art projects.
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