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05-21-2009, 06:07 PM
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You are probably LDS if...
Got this one from a book of mine:
You are probably LDS if you've ever wondered how much less lite beer weighs than regular beer. Got more of those kind of jokes. Would anyone be interested in hearing them? Last edited by Gretchen; 05-21-2009 at 06:09 PM. 
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05-21-2009, 09:47 PM
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i'm easily amused.......lol.......and a convert, so i KNOW how much less it weighs.......HA HA
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05-21-2009, 10:04 PM
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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. -Albert Einstein I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it. -Terry Pratchett If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? -Peter Laurence
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05-22-2009, 04:49 AM
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That one about funeral potatoes....I never got that. It must be an American thing? What are they?
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05-22-2009, 10:31 PM
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Not being a Mormon...What about this one??
You might be a Mormon, if you wonder what God's mother-in-laws name is!
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05-22-2009, 11:38 PM
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You might be a Mormon if you don't understand why ettiquette books say it's "poor ettiquette" to only invite people to the Reception.
You might be a Mormon if you made a special trip to Utah to buy a wedding dress. You might be a Mormon if there are basketball hoops in the background of all your wedding pictures. You might be a Mormon if you only looked at Prom dresses that came with wraps because you planned to use the material to make sleeves. You might be a Mormon if you jumped up and down with glee when Bermuda shorts came back into style (I know I did!  )
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05-23-2009, 01:48 PM
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Shredded hash browns, tons of cheddar (usually medium or mild, what's wrong with flavor?), sour cream and a little salt or pepper. End result? A giant bowl of fat and carbohydrates with minimal flavor and often no texture. Truly horrid. I'm sure they could be made interesting, I mean it's potatoes and cheese, what's not to like? Yet it somehow goes horribly wrong. Of course coming from a people who found a way to ruin Jell-O... 
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Hindsight is all well and good... until you trip. Last edited by Dravin; 05-23-2009 at 01:51 PM.
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05-24-2009, 02:27 AM
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Dravin! You are in the wrong ward. The potatoes Oakley 1st ward relief society makes are amazing. Yes, it's full of lots of fat, but some things in this life must be experienced in order to appreciate what heaven will be like.
Now the jell-o, you might have a point 
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05-25-2009, 11:14 AM
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Like I said, I'm sure there are good recipes out there, I've just never experienced any. Kinda like if you made some grape soda from home made concord grape juice it would be drinkable (essentially sparkling juice), just most of what I've had is the funeral potatoes version of grapette/grape soda (aka carbonated Dimatapp). *shudder*
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09-10-2009, 07:15 PM
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Here's one I heard at Youth Conference:
You might be Mormon if you think that Heck is the place for people who don't believe in Gosh.
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