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Default Kindergarten Show and Tell

A kindergarten teacher gave her class a "show and tell" assignment of bringing something to represent their religion.

The first boy got in front of the class and said, "My name is Benjamin and I am Jewish and this is the Star of David."

The second boy got in front of the class and said, "My name is Thomas and I am Catholic and this is the Crucifix."

The third boy got in front of the class and said, " My name is Johnny and I am Mormon and this is a casserole."
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I don't get it?
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Mormons, especially women in the relief society, are usually known for bringing casseroles to potlucks. Also casseroles are usually the thing brought to a family that needs to have some meals brought in for a few days. Plus with the larger families, casseroles tend to feed more for less.
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LOLOL....thanks pam
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Well done, very true
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the other answer to that question would be.....yep.....jello mold!!
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Mormons, especially women in the relief society, are usually known for bringing casseroles to potlucks. Also casseroles are usually the thing brought to a family that needs to have some meals brought in for a few days. Plus with the larger families, casseroles tend to feed more for less.
I heard this joke before and apparently it's true of Methodists also.
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wow...can you imagine the reprocussions if a teacher really did ask that of her class as an assignement in today's world! she would be sued halfway to china! sad!
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