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Kindergarten Show and Tell
A kindergarten teacher gave her class a "show and tell" assignment of bringing something to represent their religion.
The first boy got in front of the class and said, "My name is Benjamin and I am Jewish and this is the Star of David."
The second boy got in front of the class and said, "My name is Thomas and I am Catholic and this is the Crucifix."
The third boy got in front of the class and said, " My name is Johnny and I am Mormon and this is a casserole."
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I don't get it? 
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Mormons, especially women in the relief society, are usually known for bringing casseroles to potlucks. Also casseroles are usually the thing brought to a family that needs to have some meals brought in for a few days. Plus with the larger families, casseroles tend to feed more for less.
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LOLOL....thanks pam
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Well done, very true
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the other answer to that question would be.....yep.....jello mold!!
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Mormons, especially women in the relief society, are usually known for bringing casseroles to potlucks. Also casseroles are usually the thing brought to a family that needs to have some meals brought in for a few days. Plus with the larger families, casseroles tend to feed more for less.
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I heard this joke before and apparently it's true of Methodists also. 
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wow...can you imagine the reprocussions if a teacher really did ask that of her class as an assignement in today's world! she would be sued halfway to china! sad!
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The Mom ran out of Jell-0 the night before!
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LOLOL....thanks pam
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I absolutely love your pic. I laughed right out loud! 
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