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A blurb from Rolley and Wells column, SL Trib:
Two Mormon missionaries in dark suits on bikes recently were left motionless and speechless when two scantilly clad female joggers passed them at Sego Lilly Lane and 1300 East in Sandy.
In fact, they didn't notice a Sandy City police car behind them, until the officer advised over his loudspeaker, "Think of a hymn, elders."
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Wonderful! Like the Lord keeps telling us, we're all here to look out for each other! Good to see that the members of the Sandy City police department aren't so caught up in their legal duties to forget they still have spiritual ones.

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What was that address? Are they regulars?

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