Church Bulletins

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Church Bulletins :

The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.

The Sermon this morning: ‘Jesus walks on water.’ The Sermon tonight: ‘Searching for Jesus.’

Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come and watch us kill Christ the king.

Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.

The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.

Don’t let worry and frustration kill you off – let the church help.

Miss Charlene Mason sang ‘I will not pass this way again,’ giving abvious pleasure to the congregation.

For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing: ‘Break forth into Joy.’

Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.

A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.

At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be ‘What is Hell?’ Come early and listen to our choir practice.
Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want to remembered.

The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.

Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM – Prayer and medication to follow.

The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.

This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.

Ladies- Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.

The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.

Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.

The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare’s Hamlet I nthe Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

The Associate Minister unveiled the church’s new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday : ‘I upped my pledge – Up Yours’

[AmeliJEN]

That is absolutely HILARIOUSSSSS!!!!!! Hahahahahahaha

[Carter]

I acc. LOL'd