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for the title of a talk where you quote Spencer Kimball and Golden Kimball?

"Just do it damnit!"
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I've never heard Spencer W. Kimball use that. J. Golden Kimball yes.
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I've never heard Spencer W. Kimball use that. J. Golden Kimball yes.
Just do it = Spencer W. Kimball

Dammit = J. Golden Kimball
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Ya'll are just wanting an excuse to curse.....
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Just do it = Spencer W. Kimball

Dammit = J. Golden Kimball
I got it after the fact. I didn't think of putting the two together. I guess the joke was on me.
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I have a book of some of J. Golden Kimball,s moments. I'll share them if anyone is interested.
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This is actually a quote by President N. Eldon Tanner. Years ago there was a one man show on J. Golden Kimball. The actor was taken to meet President Tanner, and he asked the actor what do you get when you combine Spencer W with J Golden:

Do it, dammit!
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Man, all these people and their swearing here. Sheesh.
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On a side note, let me tell you about my childhood:

I lived with my parents near a dam. Our water became contaminated, so my mother asked me to go to the dam and ask the dam man for some dam water. So I went to the dam and asked the dam man for some dam water. He said I couldn't have any dam water without first filling out dozens of pages of dam forms. I wasn't in the mood, so I told the dam man he could keep his dam water.
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