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Old 06-20-2012, 12:05 AM
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Yep. It is much easier to just stamp a cross on your lapel or have a fish on your bumper. It's more popular than temples or ctr rings or what-have-you. Even in predominantly non-Christian countries.

I thought you said it wasn't really a joke?
I meant it didn't really have a punchline.
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I didn't think the OP was funny -- it was confusing and over-the-top. To be fair, I didn't think that PC's post was funny, either. It was, however, realistic.
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For whatever reason, whenever my wife and I stop to help some poor soul stuck on the side of the road, they've always just asked "are you guys mormon?" It's happened all of the last 3-4 times we've stopped - 2 of those times were not in Utah. I don't know why. I'm certain that there are more people than just LDS folks who will stop if you're stuck on the side of the road...
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For whatever reason, whenever my wife and I stop to help some poor soul stuck on the side of the road, they've always just asked "are you guys mormon?" It's happened all of the last 3-4 times we've stopped - 2 of those times were not in Utah. I don't know why. I'm certain that there are more people than just LDS folks who will stop if you're stuck on the side of the road...
huh. hmm maybe it was the honk if you love moroni bumper sticker on the back window?
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For whatever reason, whenever my wife and I stop to help some poor soul stuck on the side of the road, they've always just asked "are you guys mormon?" It's happened all of the last 3-4 times we've stopped - 2 of those times were not in Utah. I don't know why. I'm certain that there are more people than just LDS folks who will stop if you're stuck on the side of the road...
It could have been the "I'm a MORMON" placard on the side of your SUV. By the way, which bus did you "borrow" that from anyway?
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I didn't think the OP was funny -- it was confusing and over-the-top. To be fair, I didn't think that PC's post was funny, either. It was, however, realistic.
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I have to say that the OP reminded me of the little guy in the Mummy, who had a token from about every religion... just in case XD
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