The Things Kids Say - Page 11

pam · #**101** (**permalink**) 06-23-2008, 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by onyx

I have been so busy these last few months, I have not been able to visit this site. Tonight I finally got some time. I really enjoyed all of these wonderful accounts and I've had a good chuckle too. Keep the stories coming.

Onyx

Onyx!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How are ya darlin'? I've so wondered and wondered what ever became of you. Glad to see you are back.

rena_goldmoon · #**102** (**permalink**) 07-01-2008, 07:50 PM

I dont quite have any kids of my own yet but I have pretty funny neice. She's about 3 and we had her and her younger sister for the weekend. I was cleaning up after a meal with my husband and mentioned to him I had to go to the bathroom. My neice was in the kitchen at the time and apparently over heard me. I came out of the bathroom to find her not far outside the door and she said to me, "Did you go potty?" I said yes. She proceeded to clap her hands excitedly and said, "Yay!! Good job!!!"
It shocked me for a minute and then trying not to laugh I said, "Um....thank you."

siouxz72 · #**103** (**permalink**) 07-01-2008, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by rena_goldmoon

I dont quite have any kids of my own yet but I have pretty funny neice. She's about 3 and we had her and her younger sister for the weekend. I was cleaning up after a meal with my husband and mentioned to him I had to go to the bathroom. My neice was in the kitchen at the time and apparently over heard me. I came out of the bathroom to find her not far outside the door and she said to me, "Did you go potty?" I said yes. She proceeded to clap her hands excitedly and said, "Yay!! Good job!!!"
It shocked me for a minute and then trying not to laugh I said, "Um....thank you."

hahahaha!!! i can totally picture it!

SmilingRedhead · #**104** (**permalink**) 07-05-2008, 06:05 AM

Our almost three-year-old daughter came into the kitchen this morning where my husband and I were talking. My husband had been away for four days and I mentioned to him that our daughter was so jolly now that her daddy was home again.
She misheard me and in all seriousness exclaimed: "I'm not jelly! I'm wobbly!" and did a little wobble for us...

rena_goldmoon · #**105** (**permalink**) 07-28-2008, 02:26 PM

So heres a new one from my neice. Shes almost 3 and her name is Kellie. My husband and I were at her house visiting and it had rained very hard. There was a big puddle in her front yard. She was on the porch and was trying to get my husband to let her off the porch. She kept pointing at the puddle and saying something. He leaned in closer to hear her better and relised she was saying, "I want to swim in Lake Kellie!" He cracked up! She had named the puddle after herself!

siouxz72 · #**106** (**permalink**) 07-30-2008, 06:49 PM

so...as all ya'll know my two littlest kidlets came home yesterday! yay! my son has a friend who is 17 and pretty much a genius. we broke the kicker to the drums for rockband over the weekend and son's friend was like "i can fix it", so i'm like "have at it". they took the kicker to his house yesterday afternoon to fix it and being the nice boys that they are took katie with them...anyhoo...friend shows katie a tool and says "katie, this is a man tool" and she was like.."that's not a man tool! i can use it, too! i also know how to use these tweezers!" ummm....katie...those are called pliers... hahahaha!!!

Hemidakota · #**107** (**permalink**) 07-31-2008, 10:42 AM

Latterday Homour....

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"When my son was four years old, I asked him who baptized Jesus. I knew he could tell me. I showed him a picture of the Savior being baptized. He with all seriousness looked up at me and said, 'John, the Bathtub.'"
--Kathy Blose - Las Vegas, NV

"Years ago, the evening before our son was to begin Kindergarten, we were visiting with my Father. My Father was asking our son if he knew our phone number. Our son responded by telling his Grandpa our phone number correctly. Next came our home address, to which he again gave his Grandpa our correct address. My Father thought he would give him a trick question by asking him which church we belonged to. Without hesitation our son cheerfully responded, 'The true church.'"
--Terril Haney - Hemet, Calif.

"Several years ago, we were presenting a sharing time on temples. After a short presentation, we asked if any one had a favorite temple. We had several children raise their hands and say the name of their favorite temple. Everything was going according to plan until one little boy, when called upon, said his favorite temple was the 'Temple of Doom!'"
--Diane Rhodes - Oshkosh, WI

Hemidakota · #**108** (**permalink**) 07-31-2008, 11:04 AM

More humor....

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"My 4 nephews were part of a quartet assigned to sing in sacrament one Sunday, they had been practicing for a while and while some could find their pitch, others couldn't. Finally after the last practice the oldest of my nephews called out to the guys, 'if you miss your part just start crying and then join in at the end of the song, they'll never know.'"
--Anna Afuvai

"Many years ago as a teacher of the Sunbeam class in Primary, I was giving a simple lesson about the temple. One of the more precocious little girls in the class was anxious to report to us that her parents were attending the temple that very day. Not to be outdone, a little boy, the youngest of a very large family, quickly piped up with, 'My parents are already married.'"
--Barbara Dukes - Gridley Third Ward, Gridley, CA

"My son was two and learning to say the blessing. 'Heavenly Father, please bless this food, in the name of Jesus Christ, (silence)......and Ronald McDonald!, Amen!.'"
--Regena Palmer

workindiligently · #**109** (**permalink**) 08-09-2008, 04:44 PM

My 5-year-old daughter was painting my nails, and my 4-year-old daughter wanted to do the same. However the only victim available for my 4 year old was my 15-year-old son, Matt. He agreed, but only on the condition that we had fingernail polish remover. I assured him we did, and the fingernail painting began. So while my son and I were having our nails done, we got into a discussion about rather or not I would allow him to keep our kitten in the house. I complained that the litter box was outside, not to mention being too full and no one had bothered to empty it. So after Matt was done with his nails, he immediately got busy with emptying and refilling the litter box. Unfortunately, he had torn the bag of litter too much and almost all of 25 lbs. of litter went into the box, which definitely overfilled it. When he went to put some of the litter back into the bag with his hands, he complained, "But Mom, I just had my nails done!"

siouxz72 · #**110** (**permalink**) 08-09-2008, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by workindiligently

My 5-year-old daughter was painting my nails, and my 4-year-old daughter wanted to do the same. However the only victim available for my 4 year old was my 15-year-old son, Matt. He agreed, but only on the condition that we had fingernail polish remover. I assured him we did, and the fingernail painting began. So while my son and I were having our nails done, we got into a discussion about rather or not I would allow him to keep our kitten in the house. I complained that the litter box was outside, not to mention being too full and no one had bothered to empty it. So after Matt was done with his nails, he immediately got busy with emptying and refilling the litter box. Unfortunately, he had torn the bag of litter too much and almost all of 25 lbs. of litter went into the box, which definitely overfilled it. When he went to put some of the litter back into the bag with his hands, he complained, "But Mom, I just had my nails done!"

hahahahahaha!!! That was so great! i fully laughed out loud! thank you for sharing!