The Things Kids Say - Page 14

Dr T · #**131** (**permalink**) 02-22-2009, 10:24 PM

One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?"
The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't, dear," she said. "I have to sleep in Daddy's room."
A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice: "The big sissy."

ninjormon · #**132** (**permalink**) 02-24-2009, 02:30 AM

1. Just Sunday in nursery we had a lesson on the Holy Ghost, my daughter had a hard time saying it and keeps saying the silly ghost, Im trying to break it but still funny.

2. My family is moving to Midvale later this week, Friday we had the missionaries and a couple of friends over for dinner, My friend taught my daughter to say Utard instead of Utah so now whenever someone asks where we are moving she says Utard, Im also trying to break this one or else I will be really embarrased when she offends someone.

3. We had a meeting with the Bishop a couple weeks ago and when we went into his office the all the lights in the building were on. While we were in there one of the counselers turned the lights off (it was kinda late) some kids were running up and down the halls and my 2 yr old started yelling, "Everyone be quiet Jesus is sleeping"

ninjormon · #**133** (**permalink**) 02-24-2009, 02:37 AM

4. We were driving and my daughter said "Look daddy the sky is following us".

5. She learned the word rubber band before band-aid so now she calls them rubberband-aids. "Daddy put a rubber band-aid on my blood".

6. We saw a man with really long hair, my daughter said look at the girl, he turned around and had a long beard, she said "look at the boy girl".

Gwen · #**134** (**permalink**) 02-24-2009, 08:32 AM

we recently went to visit my family. my parents are divorced and my dad is remarried. on the way down the kids were trying to figure out the whole, grandma and grandpa are mom's mom and dad or dad's mom and dad..... we thought they finally had it figured out.

we stayed at my dad's house and the next morning on the way to see my mom we told them we were going to see grandma.. mom's mommy. my 6 yr old was confused a min and wanted to know who lived with my dad. we explained that's mommy's step-mom and he exclaims "oh, i get it! your dad traded for a new mate!"

then later at my mom's house my 7 yr old says to grandma, "we are staying at my grandpa's house. you know my mom's dad?" she just chuckled and said, "yes i know him".

t_tully · #**135** (**permalink**) 02-26-2009, 11:40 AM

I have just started to teach my 5 year old son about the church. I kick myself for not returning to church sooner, but it is what it is and I am just thankful that I am finally ready. Anyways, by son is a HUGE star wars fan. Anyways I show him this picture and ask him if he knows who it is.

He says, "Sure dad. It's Obi-Wan Kenobi. My wife and I seriously could not stop laughing. My son didn't understand why we were laughing so hard. And in truth, the picture does resemble Obi-Wan, but still. Shame on me for not teaching him sooner. :lol

yenni · #**136** (**permalink**) 02-27-2009, 03:39 AM

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Originally Posted by pushka

When she was 3, my daughter had a massive crush on Brian May, guitarist with Queen. I was watching various Queen videos at that time and she 1st seemed to notice Brian whilst he was performing a song called Dragon Attack...afterwards she used to point to him and say Dragon and she carried the inner sleeve of an album of theirs everywhere she went, even to nursery school, because it had a photo of her beloved on it...ahhhhh

Aah that's cute. I had a crush on Brian May when I was little, I never did that though.

Connie · #**137** (**permalink**) 02-27-2009, 08:08 AM

When my daughter was 6 years old she said, "I'm glad i only have two feet. If i was a spider, it would take me forever to get my shoes on."

kathysmike · #**138** (**permalink**) 03-03-2009, 03:00 PM

As we sat in Elders Quorum on a recent sunday, my nephew's 2 year old daughter came into the the room and very loudly announced Daddy I'm poppie which she repeated a few times as he tried to rush her out of the room.

ninjormon · #**139** (**permalink**) 04-22-2009, 01:39 PM

Last weekend we went to the mall and my 3 yr old daughter saw the easter bunny, he had huge 20 foot tall bodyguards (also bunnies) I told my wife look he has body guards and my daughter corrected me saying "No dad, they're bunnyguards".

We have been trying to conserve energy by turning off all lights not neccesary, my wife went through the house and said there are too many lights on, my daughter said "yeah I know its a light-mare"

missingsomething · #**140** (**permalink**) 04-26-2009, 03:43 PM

Last summer my 3 yr old daughter told our neighbor - who was lighting a cigarette... "EWE, your not going to put that dirty thing in your mouth are you? God doesnt like us to smoke. Smoking is a rule. You arent going to really smoke that are you? YOu know thats a really bad thing to do.. God's going to be weallly mad at you."

To which I stood behind her during this rant... MORTIFIED.... and but was afraid to say sorry as I didnt want her to think this was a wrong way to think. So I just said, "those darn kids"... My neighbor glared at her and me, grumbled, and walked inside the house.