The Things Kids Say

[kathysmike]

My niece sent me a report of a recent conversation she had with her 2 year old daughter.
Mom "We are going to go to the grocery store and if you are real good I am thinking of getting you something."
Daughter "Like a phone ? "

[Amillion2one]

I can't believe that I haven't shared this one earlier this was when my eldest son was in kindergarten scripture class before this he had had absolutely no spiritual teaching.

They were teaching him about the ressurrection at school and he came home that afternoon full of news goin

"MOM MOM!!"
"What Bran?"
" I learnt about a guy named Jesus today!!!"
" Oh yeah what did you learn?"
At this point he pulls the worksheet from his school bag that they gave him and demonstrates to me
"Jesus died for alll the bad people, then they put him in a cave and covered him with a rock...then after 5 days of cooking he turned into an angel!!!"

Well nice to know that he got the gist of it not too sure about the cooking part...LMBO...thankfully we fixed that with him...LMBO

[Alana]

Yesterday my almost 5 year old told me anything he wished for would come true. I asked him if he could wish me a million dollars. He said "no, mom, you need to learn to save your money."

Gee, thanks:P

[idahomommyof4]

Last month, the 1st counselor was doing Sharing Time. She was talking about faith and was explaining what faith is. She talked about how it is believing in something we can't see. She asked the classes (jr. primary) if any of them had heard of China. Everyone raised their hands. She asked how they knew that China was actually there & wasn't just something someone made up. The kids gave different answers such as seeing pictures from there, having family/friends who've visited there, etc. Then one boy in CTR 7 stood up and said, "well it's GOTTA be real, 'cuz everything is MADE there!" The adults just CRACKED up! It was priceless

[Alana]

My five year old yesterday asked me "Mom, when you were a kid were there dinosaurs?"

Hilarious both because of how his mind works and because it's so cliche:P