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09-07-2008, 04:49 PM
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This are just too funny. I'm sure they weren't very funny when they happened. It we were to rate the worst date I think so far Lbybug IS THE WINNER
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10-06-2008, 06:43 AM
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10-06-2008, 10:46 AM
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Wow.....I am going to need a couple of pages to record all mine.
 Would you like to hear the one about that guy who peed on the side of the road on our way home from dinner, or the one who took me ring shopping on the first date? Perhaps a rousing tale of the blind date who took me to his home and read me his disfellowship letter and then yelled at me cause I was so righteous. Oh! And then there is the one that wanted to play with spoons in the dark alone in my mothers kitchen instead of watching the vid we rented....and then go outside and howl at the moon. I know.....men in white coats.....that is what you are thinking, yes? The question is should they come and get the guys I consented to date or me for going in the first place.
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10-06-2008, 01:04 PM
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Worst date ever.....
I meet this guy after we scheduled....
 He arrives, we are seated, he tells me several times how wonderful I look, then he said..Oh I need to tell you my divorce isn't final yet...  WHAT A JERK !  I got up, said I'm sry this is against my beliefs and yours, have a nice day....What was he thinking 
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10-15-2008, 05:58 AM
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Well i think that i have it relay bad.
well i started talking to this girl i knew she never talked to me much, i worked in the MacDonald in a walmart and she worked in walmart. so one day we started to talk and she would always come and see me on he lunch break so i thought she might like me, she also made it look like she liked me by always looking for me and at me when i was around. so i asked her to a movie and she decided she would go, she ended up bringing her pregnant sister so the gentlemen i am i payed for both,then like two days after that movie i heard her say something weird so i had my friend investigate and ends up she was lesbian so ya that my bad date story.   
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10-15-2008, 08:35 AM
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Oh...my life is starting to sound so normal : )))). Hard to believe huh.
Had the divorce not final, still living with his wife but they were separated and his wife was seeing others *eeek* and then talking about how his kid jumped out of the top bunk and straight into a fan the night before and how upset he was...all while with a fork in my mouth...great blood description with stitches and scars. Dinner was great. I think he was a tad confused....Mr I open doors for girls and all very polite and mentioned it was his first date in a long time...I had the smallest intuition that his wife had said he needed to see other people and adjust to the fact that things were over..but she wasn't quite sure how to get hime to LEAVE. Nor was I. Loooong date. No further dates LOL. Mr divorced who lives in caravan park...most of the night spent talking about his ex...apparently she cut up her wedding dress and left it on the bed...that's how he knew she was leaving him. It didn't take long for me to work out why someone would end up communicating with him in this way...by the end of the date I knew all about him, his kids (names and ages), his wife's new hubbies name and he still couldn't remember mine or any details about me...that was because he did all of the talking. No further dates. Oh okay. I have a worst one ever. The guy who after three dates said I can't lie to you any longer. I sleep with prostitutes all the time, took out a card he had in his wallet of an agency and then said I have a huge collection of porn videos...and then proceeded to confess yet more. Now HOW was I supposed to predict that one...this guy took me on a mini-golf date!!!!! Oh yeah, then he cried and said he didn't want to be that guy anymore. And after he showed me the card HE TOOK IT AND TUCKED IT SAFELY BACK INTO THE SAME PLACE IN HIS WALLET behind his driver's licence *mmmhmmm*. No further dates.
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10-16-2008, 01:00 AM
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10-16-2008, 01:15 AM
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10-16-2008, 09:52 PM
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Let's see, where should I start? Keep in mind, I didn't grow up LDS so these aren't things I would even consider doing at this point.
How about with the guy who thought it was suave to order my food for me? When I interjected about him ordering my meat medium-rare (I won't eat meat unless it's coal black) he just winked at me and continued rambling on his/my order. While we waited for our food, the only thing he would talk about was his car and his house in the hamptons. I made less than subtle hints about how annoying the subject was and he either didn't catch on or didn't care. At one point he became creepy. A few minutes before the food arrived I excused myself for the restroom and made a beeline out the door. I hailed a taxi and went home, leaving Mr. Patrick Bateman-wannabe with an empty chair and what I can assume was a large bill. What made it worse was the fact that he called me two days later and asked me out again, and when he spoke he never even mentioned me running out on our date! This only reaffirmed to me that he was a creepo and I told him no. I've yet to see him since. Younger date story, my date and I went out to eat and see a movie, or so we told my parents. We really went to an abandoned mill to make out in his car. When we saw lights in the distance we got scared and tried to high-tail it out of the parking lot of the mill. There was snow covering the ground evenly and because we couldn't see the road drove straight into a ditch, with no way of getting out of the ditch. We couldn't get ahold of ANYONE to pull us out, so we had no choice but to call my parents to come get us. It was pretty obvious to them when they arrived what we had been doing.  By the time we got to school on Monday my little brother had told EVERYONE what had happened and the two of us were teased mercilessly for a month, on top of the severe grounding. Worst. Date. Ever.
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