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01-23-2009, 05:19 PM
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Don't you hate it when you have to e-mail IT to tell them that your e-mail isn't working. True story. When I phoned IT, I was told, by IT, to e-mail IT about my e-mail not working. 
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I used to eat a lot of natural foods, then I found out how many people die from natural causes.
"He's harmless. Back in the '60s he was part of the free speech movement at Berkeley. I think he did a little too much LDS." ~ Captain Kirk in Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
Why do the Drive-up ATM's have Braille instructions? 
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01-23-2009, 05:42 PM
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How about knowing that "change is inevidtable" and then we find out about vending machines! 
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God is God, God likes to be God & God is good at being God so let Him do it. 
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01-26-2009, 10:00 AM
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"Why do we call it a hamburger when it is made from beef? "
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01-26-2009, 10:07 AM
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"If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?"
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01-26-2009, 10:08 AM
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"When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?"
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01-26-2009, 10:08 AM
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"If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into? "
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01-26-2009, 10:09 AM
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[temple one] "Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase? "
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01-30-2009, 03:41 PM
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Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread.
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01-31-2009, 05:33 PM
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"Where do all the missing socks go? "
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02-02-2009, 11:19 AM
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True story: I applied for an internal job...so I requested my resume from HR and had to resubmit it to them...seriously, went back in to the same file. *shakes head*
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