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10-28-2008, 03:24 PM
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Was the pole vault accidentally discovered by a clumsy javelin thrower?
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10-28-2008, 03:26 PM
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What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
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10-28-2008, 04:15 PM
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Omega, I saw one of those ladies at the beach a year or two ago. What I think was at one time a hummingbird on her leg looked like a buzzard. TMI.
Imagine all those back sunrises that will look like nuclear explosions. LOL
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  You know, I do not know which is "odder", the droopy, blurred tats on an elderly woman, or the perfect, perky breasts of a twenty year old on an eighty year old woman??? (I saw plenty of that in my Naples hospital.)
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10-28-2008, 04:28 PM
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Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
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10-28-2008, 11:10 PM
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Flesh colored!
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10-29-2008, 08:18 AM
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Bahahahaaaa...
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Why do people say they "slept like a baby" when most babies wake up every couple of hours?
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10-29-2008, 03:25 PM
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