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What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
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Omega, I saw one of those ladies at the beach a year or two ago. What I think was at one time a hummingbird on her leg looked like a buzzard. TMI.

Imagine all those back sunrises that will look like nuclear explosions. LOL

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Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
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